1. Between a 4 year old and a parent.
"But Mummy I want that one," said the girl with sparkling blue eyes.
"Darling, you dont have enough money for that one," said the parent willingly.
"But, but, but," said the girl as she sat sobbing
"But nothing," said the mother, "money doesn't grow on tree's you know."
'Hmmm,' the little girl thought, "I want that one,"
"Great choice," said the mum, "I quite liked that one myself."
2.Between two insects.
"I am the fastest flyer in the world," said the fly in a spanish accent.
"Whatever," said the dragon fly, "watch how fast I can fly!"
"Wow-e!" Fly said.
"I told you," said the dragonfly.
"I shouldn't second guess myself next time." Said the fly
"Yea, maybe you shouldn't," said the dragonfly
3. Between 2 pieces of rubbish in a bin.
"Ouch!" Said the banana peel as he fell into the bin.
"Not used to this kind of life eh," said the tinfoil
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