A teen discussing a pocket money bonus with their parents:
"Oh mum," groaned Lemon, "Thats hardly anything."
"It a lot of money in this house," said Lemon's mum
'Hmm,' thought Lemon, 'I wonder how I could get more.'
"Don't even think about asking for more." Lemon heard mum bellow down the hallway.
Paper, Scissors, Rock arguing to claim that they personally are the best:
"Personally I think that i'm the best around I mean everyone uses me,"said rock
"Scissors what so you have to say about this?" Asked paper.
"Well actually I think you're used more paper," said scissors.
"Thanks paper but thats not true," said paper.
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